What My Dad Says

Out of his head, or from what he’s heard before…

1) Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
2) As the Russians say, “Tough shitsky.”
3) Any quote from the movie Lonesome Dove
4) (with two fists up) Sudden death, or 6 months in the hospital?
5) I just hit my dumb head.
6) Andrea, you married him, not us.

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